So, in physical education class, we were about to play ultimate Frisbee and this kid, Ben, asks me, “Why aren’t you wearing that big earring you usually do?” I simply replied, “Because someone could accidently tear my ear.” This other kid, Mike, says, “Woah. You have your ears pierced?” I just said, “Yeah.” He asked, “Are you gay?” and I merely said, “Nope.” My friend, Shannon, interjects, saying, “Trust me, he’s not gay; I’ve asked him numerous times. Also, he’s been dating this girl and took her to her house and had dinner even.” The team at the other end of the field was like, “You guys ready?!” and Mike said, “One sec, we’re talking about Jon’s sexual orientation!” So that happened.